Guilty on All Counts... of Drip.

Step into the courtroom—or the rave—looking like absolute chaos incarnate. This isn't just a shirt; it’s a tort claim waiting to happen. Designed for the discerning legal scholar who spends too much time on the internet, this all-over print button-down captures the true essence of "The Crashout Report" in retina-burning high definition.

The Design: A Masterpiece of Malpractice Set against a base of "Summary Judgment Yellow," this pattern is a subtle-yet-violent explosion of lore. It features a tiling nightmare of:

• The Florida Man Special: Oranges, gators, and palm trees, representing the natural habitat of the legally insane.

• Corporate Trauma: Hidden Microsoft PowerPoint logos to remind you of the presentation that ruined your life.

• The Defendant: A certain electric yellow rat getting absolutely crushed under a stack of heavy law books (Copyright infringement? We don't know her).

• The Cute & The Cursed: Moo Deng making a cameo alongside chaotic anime eyes and cryptic legal jargon.