The "Lair Lord" Heavyweight Tee
Heavy is the head that wears the headset.
This isn't just a shirt; it’s a bio-hazard warning label.
We took the vibe of a 1990s Norwegian Black Metal tour shirt and applied it to the internet's favorite degenerate. Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors heavyweight blank, this tee feels like it's already been worn for three weeks straight—soft, vintage-washed, and virtually indestructible.
The Design:
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Front: Features the jagged, unreadable "ROACH KING" metal logo over the left chest. Subtle. Classy.
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Back: The full mural of the King sitting upon his Throne of Filth. Rendered in stark black and white with blood-red accents, it depicts the grandeur of the Lair—complete with the soda can mountains, the fast-food wrappers, and the loyal swarm.
It hides stains perfectly. It smells like success (eventually).
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Menace Crew Merch Shop
- Email: don-p-bongwater-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The "Lair Lord" Heavyweight Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
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