The internet isn't just a series of tubes—it’s a digital swamp, and we’re just lurking in it.

We took the aesthetic of a crashed Windows 95 terminal and infested it with 8-bit amphibians to create the ultimate camouflage for the modern poster. From ten feet away, it’s a classy, retro-teal geometric pattern that says, "I appreciate vintage computing." Up close? It’s an infinite loop of pixelated frogs judging your search history.

This isn't your standard stiff merch. This is a premium, cut-and-sew all-over print that feels smoother than a fresh OS install. It’s subtle enough for a family barbecue, but based enough for the discord server.