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The "Nothing Ever Happens" Button-Up
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The timeline is stable. The news is fake. And absolutely nothing is going to happen. Celebrate the eternal stagnation of the universe with the official Nothing Ever Happens collared shirt.
Featuring a high-quality, repeating pattern of everyone's favorite amphibians and the only phrase that matters, this shirt is the ultimate fit for doom-scrolling, podcasting, or just standing in the background of a stream looking mysterious. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a promise that tomorrow will be exactly the same as today.
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Material: Polyester blend (soft enough to sleep in during the apocalypse).
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Fit: Relaxed/Boxy (Hide your power level).
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Pattern: Infinite frogs, infinite truth.
More details
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
- Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
- Breathable and moisture-wicking material
- Regular fit
- UPF50+ protection
- Extended size range: 2XS–6XL
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Menace Crew Merch Shop
- Email: don-p-bongwater-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The "Nothing Ever Happens" Button-Up Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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2XS
|
20 1/2
|
30.1
|
10.2
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XS
|
21.3
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30 1/2
|
10.2
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S
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22
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30.9
|
10.2
|
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M
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22.8
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31.3
|
10.2
|
|
L
|
24.4
|
32.1
|
10.4
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|
XL
|
26
|
32.9
|
10.6
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2XL
|
27.6
|
33.7
|
10.8
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3XL
|
29.1
|
35
|
11
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4XL
|
30.7
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35.8
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11.2
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5XL
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32.3
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36.6
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11.4
|
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6XL
|
33.9
|
37.4
|
11.6
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Programs (Shop)
Documents (All Items)
ReadMe.txt (About)
C:\GAMES\DOOM.EXE
Shut Down...
