🕹️C:\GAMES — Menace Arcade
📦RISE OF THE BOXES
RISE OF THE BOXESISO ARPG · LORD OF THE RETARDS · NEWShitpost Fellowship: Eli + Donut carry the N Box through the Shire while hip-hop corruption spreads. Real-time combat, 16-bit side-pop portraits, massive decision web. Road, Twinkle Crotch, and the Council of the Gang coming next.WASD · 1/2 party swap · Space/click attack · click dialogue
👮CLAWS AND LAWS
CLAWS AND LAWSOPEN WORLD COP · WHITE CLAW ENERGYWhite Claws + badges. Fat frog cops, Metro C hills, radio hell, Internal Affairs, holy C Boxes. Arrest menaces, splice bodycam tapes in BODYCAM.EXE. Precinct locked to scum. Live stream overlay follows real units.WASD · E cuff · F car · Q weapon · B board · G yeet · Kick optional
💀MENACE METAL
MENACE METALVEHICULAR COMBAT · NEWTwisted Metal × Vigilante 8 × Carmageddon. Sixteen cursed crew cars — coffin monster truck, turbo Lada, bagel mobile, gavel Rolls — across ten arenas from Downtown Austin to Fent Rivendell. Weighty physics, specials, pickups, ramming, multiplayer-ready.WASD drive · Space handbrake · LMB fire · F special · click lock mouse
🐸STAR FROG 69
STAR FROG 69CAPITAL ASSAULT · NEWBattlefront-style space war: Team Frog vs evil Lobsters. Pilot fighters, bombers, and dropships. Crack exterior systems, board the ISS CLAW, detonate the command core. Kick OAuth for direct control; stream chat joins as AI frogs; overlay shows the whole battle live.WASD · mouse look · LMB fire · E board/exit · G plant · classes on deploy
💰IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT THE MONEY
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT THE MONEYACTION GACHA · NEWA Tectone story. Hades-grade combat — combos, launchers, parries, a TRUCK NUTS ult — plus a twin-turbo itasha Lada, capturable lobster-girl companions, five medallion shards, and a gacha shrine with proudly awful odds (UR 0.4%, it says so on the banner). Gems earned by violence only. No real money. Ever.WASD move · J/K attack · Space dash · L parry · U ult · E interact
GRIDLOCK (ALPHA 0.12)
GRIDLOCK (ALPHA 0.12)RTS · UPDATEDFour powers, one grid. A real-time strategy war over the power network — raise HQs, string pylons, refine, and field armies as Solarpunk, Iron, Brass Pact, or Atomwake. Cut their lines and the war is yours. Skirmish vs AI commanders, or learn the grid in the tutorial.mouse select & command · camera pan/zoom · full HOW TO in-game
🩸MENACE MIAMI
MENACE MIAMIROGUELITETop-down neon carnage. One hit and you’re done. Clear the floor, grab a new mask, go again. Inspired by a certain phone that keeps ringing.WASD move · mouse aim · click attack · E swap · F throw · R restart
🐸FROG SHIFT
FROG SHIFT3D · EARLY BUILDFat guys in frog costumes running a burger joint. Grill patties, drop fries, serve the line, take quests from the Crew. The spiritual successor to the legendary Burg game.WASD move · E interact · Q drop · Shift sprint
⛏️WE MINE THE KET
WE MINE THE KETISO ARPG MMO · NEWDa Dee Da Dee. An isometric Diablo-2-style ARPG mining MMO. Delve out from Lord Nuxanor’s golden hub — the further you go, the deadlier the ghouls and the richer the loot. Level up, spend skill points, roll rare gear, ride minecarts, and fund shared TRAIN ROUTES with the whole server. Feed the K Vault. Go BERSERK — WITNESS ME!WASD move · click/J mine+attack · E interact/cart · X WITNESS · I inv · K skills · T routes
💀KETAMINE INSOMNIA
KETAMINE INSOMNIAFPS · NEWA nightmare you can’t sleep through. First-person demon removal in the Doom tradition — rip & tear until the floor is clear. Early framework build.WASD move · mouse look · LMB fire · 1/2 weapons · Shift sprint
💣SWEEPER.EXE
SWEEPER.EXECLASSICMinesweeper, except the mines are your opps. Also playable right on the desktop.left-click sweep · right-click flag
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