"System running at 100% efficiency. No crashouts detected... for now."
MISSION LOG:
Documenting the downfall of internet sanity, one video at a time. The Menace Crew is currently deployed in sector 7G.
Warning: Exposure to content may cause uncontrollable laughter or sudden urges to buy Lego visuals.
WARNING: SYSTEM UNSTABLE.
Do not feed the frog after midnight. Do not mention the "Star Wars" prequels.
[!] SYSTEM ALERT: THE_MENACE_CREW_DETECTED
WHO IS DONPBONGWATER?
Don is the Lead Developer of the simulation. He specializes in "Video Essay Injection" and "Audio-Visual Hallucinations." He is currently trapped in a digital loop of editing generic streamer drama into high-art cinema.
DETECTED ENTITIES:
- Doctor Moist: The AI Assistant. He is watching you shop.
- Tectone.exe: A loud, corrupted file that cannot be deleted.
- Asmon_Build: A legacy program held together by sheer willpower.
WHY BUY MERCH?
Buying a shirt funds the server costs to keep the voices in the machine quiet. Each purchase comes with a digital certificate of being "Based."
> End of file.
> Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart brain.
Programs (Shop)
Documents (All Items)
ReadMe.txt (About)
C:\GAMES\DOOM.EXE
Shut Down...
